"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." Victor Borge
"Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." Ellen DeGeneres
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." Henny Youngman
"There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries." W. J. Cameron
"Today is the shortest day of the year, which means 6 months to my birthday." Yeah that one was actually me... just so you can remember yeah.
Now I know where I've been going wrong with my christmas decorations.
So, tis the season of fat bearded men and people on your bloody roof, knackering up that chimney again... still least I know what I'm getting.
Late Xmas entries from L:
V scary Japanese tsunami footage
Cat + baby
Facebook circa 1997
Kim Jong Il Dropping the Bass
L - END
Did you do a barrel roll in google and/or let it snow? Go to www.google.co.uk/ - you know that address yeah - and type in Let It Snow or Do A Barrell Roll
Occupy Wall Street live streaming
List of common misconceptions
My Life Without Facebook: A Social Experiment
Borrow Borrow Borrow... we can't do it anymore cos country's n' stuff need it innit. The European Debt Crisis - A Beginners Guide - bit of light christmas reading for you.
Let's move away from the woes of the world and some better Xmas viewing, courtesy of Beyond the Stars - Paris is Burning Free on youtube and in HD
From the same wonderful people that bought you the above they compare RA's top 50 tracks with Beyond the Stars top 30
Ummm... get it on with your parents?? uh.. yeah america's great. wtf is going on there!
KatyB - number 2 in Guardian's top 10 albums of 2011? Comments say it all. mikebarnard
10 Christmas remixes you'll never forget
including this absolute banger - check out the rest, stoen cold classics.
Coming in thick and fast today. Christmas Edit of DJJeffMills The Bells - as good and horrific as it sounds!
"@guardiannews: Today's top stories: HMRC hid 'sweetheart' tax deals for big business, MPs say "
Can we have our money back, please? #AskMetBoss RupertMurdochPR Not Rupert Murdoch
Interesting piece from 2006 on the potential humanitarian fallout of a situation in which NK regime collapses. semtek_dbafraid
Cassette Boy vs Nick Griffin
My cat'd need a bloody drainpipe to do this... #pieface
MmmExtended - no idea why this is in here. Maybe because it's an absolute banger... amazing video too.
"iTunes Match arrives in the UK - The service scans your hard-drive for music and replaces MP3s with high-quality 256kps mp3s" Brilliant, cos 256 is well high quality innit.
Does it get any better than this: www.concertscruise.com/ - that's my january get away sorted
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time again:
Bitta Rickrolling going on there too...
That enough random semi-xmas-themed rambling for you?!
Peace, love and christmas biscuits... xx