"Glen Medeiros crashed my browser"
"Home office accused of massaging drugs figures" BBC. What images that conjures up...
"We Reap What We Sow and I Ain't Sown S&%t." Doug Stanhope
"I do not agree with the way he handled it, for the following reason." "Uh, nope, that's, that's a different one. … see, I got to go back, see. Got all this stuff twirling around in my head." Hermain Cain, quickly becoming the Sarah Palin of 2011/12.
Oh christ and another one I missed from last month about abortion: "I do not agree with abortion under any circumstances" Cain “Exceptions for rape and incest?” asked Gregory. “Not for rape and incest” said Cain. Watch the whole interview here. "I do not want Herman Cain in my uterus."
"I would deny it. There is no racism in football" Seth Blatter on football.
"If they want to watch a match somewhere in Qatar 2022, I'm sure they will be admitted to such matches." `Seth Blatter on 'Gays' watching football at the World Cup in 2022.
"Has your child got back pain?" Cool, put em on anti-psychotics.
"Can someone explain to me what exactly is the 'Life of Riley'?" Well yes, yes I can... kind of.
So, so long Berli... we'll all miss you're weekly stories of (alleged) rape and(alleged) corruption, so long peaceful protests, you've been disinfected and the NY public have their square... thank god eh, what a mess they were making!
Amma comes to London for some hugs - thought it was a bit weird but I queued up for one when I was over India way not 'finding myself'. Was a right nice hug tho...
I don't think I've actually given Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake) a proper airing on here. Pretty amazingly great. I appreciate it's already had 23 million views but it's still worth another airing. Scuse the oversight, thanks cohort for the reappraisal. "It would be my honour, to be your new stepfather."
A short documentary about the bit of the internet that you dont see:
Sweary baroness trumpington:
pile of money:
Every peel festive 50 ever on peelplayer.com/
The world is amazing and curious place... and I love it.
Right, I'm off for a bit of Germanic fooding, boozing and um cha, um cha... oh and some Wasabi cheese.
Randomnotes coming your way next week... watch this space and all will be revealed.