Operation Popeye, Blackjack, Cloverleaf and Haarp are ACTIVE .This means everything is bad. Very bad. There’s another thing going on about pathogen counters but I didn’t really understand what. I know all this because Captain tells me. He came over tonight and filled me in on what’s going on. Also, apparently a rock star he used to work with (and I know his name but I’m not going to write it-) is a paedophile. When my wife pointed out that paedos can be spotted by their lobster claw hands, Captain told us he’d always been suspicious since he noticed the guitarist in question played a lot of power chords and couldn’t play a G#m7. Captain is the head of the West German Motorhead fanclub, and next week he’s bringing us tickets to go to Motorheads 35th anniversary show. Captain’s metal band play in Australia next month. They’re called something like Man O Machine. While I was looking for them on myspace I found this band, Man And Machines who are SHIT. THEY ARE SHIT. I don’t tend to like listening to something ironically, but THEY ARE MESMERICALLY SHIT. They’re probably the worst band I’ve ever heard. I don’t think it’s unnecessarily mean to say this as they’ve got over a million plays. Whore is my favourite tune.
